Hi, I’m the SysOp around here, making everything work according to business. Now, I have two important announcements for you.

There are 16 computer seats left. To get one of these, you need to buy a ticket and choose a computer seat. If you only register a computer seat without buying a ticket, you don’t have a seat guaranteed. OK, cowboy?

Secondly: June 30th is your last chance to get a hotel room at the special DATASTORM discount. I thought I should tell you. I mean, like all other serious SysOps I love the night time snoring compo at the party place. But maybe you don’t?